Paddy was stopped by the police around
2:00 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Paddy replied, "I'm on my way to a
lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well
as smoking and staying out late".
The officer asked, "Really? - Who would
be giving such a lecture at this time of the night?"
Paddy replied, "That would be my
wife".
